Ranting

Incorrect Use of Facebook

You know what's really annoying?  People who use Facebook incorrectly for example if my Facebook status reads "I just used the bathroom"  I am not being very helpful.  I have just clogged up all of my friends news feed's and it has created a problem and I wish it didn't happen.  It's just annoying.  I mean honestly, when you finished using the bathroom, what made you think "This is something I really have to tell the world about,"? was your poop that big?  Was it orange?   OOOOOOOOO wait a minute, actually I just realized now that I know that someone went to the bathroom NOTHING IS THE SAME AS IT WAS BEFORE, when I look up, the sky won't be there.  OMG, what was I talking about, I really did need to know that someone just got out of the bathroom.  For those of you who don't catch on to things I'm being sarcastic absolutely nothing changes from me knowing that you used the restroom.  So, I ask you, no I beg of you, before you make your next Facebook status, or you create that thread, or make that wallpost think "does this really have any relevance to anything??" And if the answer is no, you better not click share!!!